it's no use crying over spilled...wine

I was telling Jeremy that i thought there was a weird looking bug on my cherry.  I guess he was reaching for the bottle and decided to put it back and come look at the bug.  Well, he missed the counter.  We both just stood there looking at it in shock.  Glass all across the room and it looking like someone was murdered there.  There was never a bug on my cherry, just a weird looking tentacle/leggy leaf.